1. 10 months ago 

    I don’t feel like writing anything in here today, I just want to listen to this song instead.

  2. 10 months ago 

    The large Polish man in the silver chain that was working the counter at the Polish liquor store on the corner had an enormous coke-pinky. We came to a mutual understanding based on trust and respect. Commerce was made. And then we got drunk.

  3. Notes: 1 / 10 months ago 

    When you wake up on the other side of the room you fell asleep on and you’re not wearing any clothes even though you know you fell asleep in them you can tell it’s going to be a good Thanksgiving Day.

  4. 10 months ago 

    Last night I played Catchphrase and my word was “Unwanted”. The first clue I thought of was “A black person in the south in the 70s”.

    We did not get the point, but everyone agreed it was a very good hint.

  5. 11 months ago 

    I don’t get sick too often, but when I do my body goes all out. I had a number of fever dreams last night (though, to be fair, Keith Richards from the past and Keith Richards from the present could’ve been hanging out on the foot of my bed).

    I don’t remember all of them, but here are my two favorites. Sticking with the Keith Richards theme, I distinctly remember traveling back in time to the late 60’s and writing/recording a secret Rolling Stones record similar in style to Their Satanic Majesties Request, pretty sure Brian Jones was dead at the time.

    In another one I was dying, in a hospital bed, on a plane. I was also Ted Mosby. And my doctor was Aretha Franklin, who wanted to prove to her colleagues that she deserved their R-E-S-P-E-C-T. There was a musical number. Pretty sure it kicked ass.

  6. 11 months ago 

    If you had to stab yourself, what would you use and where would you do it?

    I’d take a fork and stab myself in the ass. I don’t know why, but it’s just seems like that would be the thing to do.

  7. 11 months ago 

    Lost a bag of drugs last night

    woke up with a blood soaked hand

    this must be what Keith Richards felt like

  8. 11 months ago 

    So I had this dream today…

    Where me and a few folks were riding around in a speedboat. My friend Jamie kept trying to get me to sit in my seat backwards, but it was uncomfortable and I didn’t. When we all got off the boat, Jamie, Terry, Ben Gorski, and myself started sneaking through people’s backyards. Eventually we were found out and had to fight off an army of Nazis, naturally when this occurred we took to the air. I had trouble flying, but managed to climb up onto one of the large floating cubes the action was taking place on.

    That;s about it.

  9. 11 months ago 

    Drunk on tequila dregs

    Stoned on resin

    Lying on the cold basement floor listening to Moonlight Mile over and over

    Thinking about where I had hoped to be by this time

    And where I expected to be

    And how I’ve fallen short of both almost all across the board (almost)

    I guess that’s how most years go?

    You cats get gypped (I just realized that’s a racial jab at Roma folks, gypped)

    I save the good stuff for my notebooks, and all you get is this tripe

    Serves me right that this is what you should think of me, yes?

    It’s very tiring.

    I’m sorry, tiresome. Very tiresome.

    I guess it’s what you might call a “bad mood”. Yeah.

  10. 11 months ago 

    The guy that invented the turn signal has to be really disappointed.

I had no idea I was so well known.